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view strike.txt Reading file: strike.txt .-~*~--,. .-. .-~-. ./OOOOOOOOO\.'OOO`9~~-. .`OOOOOO.OOM.OLSONOOOOO@@OOOOOO\ |OO@@@WWWW@@@@OOWWW@WWWW@@@@@@@OOO). .-'OO@@@@WW@@@W@WWWWWWWWOOWW@@@@@OOOOO} /OOO@@O@@@@W@@@@@OOWWWWWOOWOO@@@OOO@@@OO| lOOO@@@OO@@@WWWWWWW\OWWWO\WWWOOOOOO@@@O.' \`,OO@@@OOOOOOOOOOWW\\\\\\\WWWW@@@@@@OOO) \,O@@@@@OOOOOOWWWWW\\\\\\\WW@@@@@OOOO.' `~c~8~@@@@WWW@@W\\\\\\\\\WOO|\UO-~' (OWWWWWW@/\W\\\\\====WO) `~-~'' \\\\WW=*' ==\\\\ \\\\\\ \\\\== \\\\ \\\ \\ \ O - DOH! \|/ | / \ \//\\\/\\/\\\\\\\\/\\\ view asshole Reading file: asshole _ _( (~\ _ _ / / ( \> > \ -/~/ / ~\ :; \ _ > /(~\/ || | | /\ ;\ |l _____ |; ( \/ > > \\)\)\)/ ;;; `8o __-~ ~\ d| \ // ///(())(__/~;;\ 88p;. - *_\*;.oP (_._/ / (((__ __ \\ \ `>,% (\ (\./)8 ;:' i )))--`.'-- (( ;,8 \ ,;%%%: ./V^^^V' ;. ;. ((\ | /)) .,88 `: ..,,;;;;,-::::::'_::\ ||\ ;[8: ; )| ~-~ |(|(888; ..``'::::8888oooooo. :\`^^^/,,~--._ |88:: | |\ -===- /| \8;; ``:. oo.8888888888:`((( o.ooo8888Oo;:;:' | |_~-___-~_| `-\. ` `o`88888888b` )) 888b88888P' ; ; ~~~~;~~ `--_`. b`888888888;(.,888b888 ..::;-' ; ; ~-.... b`8888888:::::.`8888. .:;;;'' ; ; `:::. `:::OOO:::::::.`OO' ;;;'' : ; `. ``::::::'' .' ; `. \_ / ; ; +: ~~-- `:' -'; `: : .::/ ; ;;+_ :::. :..;;; ;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;,; view 007 Reading file: 007 00000000 00000000 77777777777777777 00000 000 00000 000 77777777777777777 00000 0000 00000 0000 7777 777777 =========== ## 00000 0000 00000 0000 7777 777777 ################### 00000 00000 00000 00000 777777 ############## 00000 00000 00000 00000 777777 ##( // 00000 00000 00000 00000 7777777 // 00000 000000 00000 000000 777777 --------/ 00000 000000 00000 000000 7777777 00000 000000 00000 000000 7777777 0000 00000 0000 00000 7777777 000 00000 000 00000 777777 00000000 00000000 777777 view award_youlose Reading file: award_youlose _______________ |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| |@@@@| |####| \@@@@| |####/ \@@@| |###/ `@@|_____|##' (O) .-'''''-. .' * * * `. : * * : : ~ Y O U ~ : : ~ L O S E ~ : : * * : `. * * * .' `-.....-' view barney Reading file: barney ____ ____ __ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ / \ | \ / \ | \ | | | | | / (O) (O) \ | __/ |__| |___/ |\ | |__ \ / | | | \ | | | | | \| | | | \ / | |____/ | | | | | | |___ | | | | | | | | | / \ |\__/| / __ /__ __ ____ \ \ \__/ / / ____ / \ // \ | | | | | | | /---\\__ / \ ____ / \ __//---\ / \// \ | | | | | | | \ \| / \ |/ / | / | | | | | | | | \ \_| |_/ / \ / / \ / | | | | | | \_| |_/ | \ / / | | | | | | | | | | \ / / | | | | | | | | | | /\ / | | | | | _ | \ / | / \/ | |__| |__|(_) / So, Goodbye! view botter Reading file: botter _ BOTTER!! _( (~\ _ _ / / ( \> > \ -/~/ / ~\ :; \ _ > /(~\/ || | | /\ ;\ |l _____ |; ( \/ > > \\)\)\)/ ;;; `8o __-~ ~\ d| \ // ///(())(__/~;;\ 88p;. - *_\*;.oP (_._/ / (((__ __ \\ \ `>,% (\ (\./)8 ;:' i )))--`.'-- (( ;,8 \ ,;%%%: ./V^^^V' ;. ;. ((\ | /)) .,88 `: ..,,;;;;,-::::::'_::\ ||\ ;[8: ; )| ~-~ |(|(888; ..``'::::8888oooooo. :\`^^^/,,~--._ |88:: | |\ -===- /| \8;; ``:. oo.8888888888:`((( o.ooo8888Oo;:;:' | |_~-___-~_| `-\. ` `o`88888888b` )) 888b88888P' ; ; ~~~~;~~ `--_`. b`888888888;(.,888b888 ..::;-' ; ; ~-.... b`8888888:::::.`8888. .:;;;'' ; ; `:::. `:::OOO:::::::.`OO' ;;;'' : ; `. ``::::::'' .' ; `. \_ / ; ; +: ~~-- `:' -'; `: : .::/ ; ;;+_ :::. :..;;; ;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;,; view bunny Reading file: bunny , /| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / | l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ view busted Reading file: busted __---__ _- _--______ __--( / \ )XXXXXXXXXXXXX_ --XXX( O O )XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- /XXX( U ) XXXXXXX\ /XXXXX( )--_ XXXXXXXXXXX\ /XXXXX/ ( O ) XXXXXX \XXXXX\ XXXXX/ / XXXXXX \__ \XXXXX---- XXXXXX__/ XXXXXX \__---- - ---___ XXX__/ XXXXXX \__ --- -- --__/ ___/\ XXXXXX / ___---= -_ ___/ XXXXXX '--- XXXXXX --\/XXX\ XXXXXX /XXXXX \XXXXXXXXX /XXXXX/ \XXXXXX _/XXXXX/ \XXXXX--__/ __-- XXXX/ --XXXXXXX--------------- XXXXX-- \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- --XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX- YOU'RE BUSTED!!! view carebear Reading file: carebear /-\ /-\ / \ / \ :,ijjiiitjjjjtjfti, ;iiifjjjjjjjjjjtit; .ijtj( )jfjf( )fjjf: .,;;, :jjjffLLLLLLffffjt. .ijffjfjjijjfjjjfjtttiitjjjjLt ;ttjjji; ifGLLfftffjttttjji;tLj,ijjtjjjtjfLffLff, ;tjjjjjffjfjtjjjji;,,,;ijttttttLjjjfffj: .,,tGfffjjfff\fjjtititjjt/ttjjfjjft;:. jffjjjjfff\_________/tjtfLfffj. :fffjjjjfLLfffjjttfjjGGGGffLj: :iffjjjji;,,,,,,,,;;jGGGGj,. :GL;,:::::::::::::,fG, if;,,:::::::::,::,,,j; ;f,,:::;jfftijffj;:,:,j :. :ff,:,,,tfLLLLLLLLt,,:,j; ,LLLLff,,,,,;ijLLLLLjt,:,,,tt :,,ifji,,:,,,,;tjt,,,:,,,;j, :jffi;,,,,,,,;,,,,,,;tjt tfffftt;,;,,,;;;ittjfi. ,;fLfffLffffi;tLLffjjfi ;LfffGLLLLLf, iLLLffffG, .fLfffffffLLt. ifLLffffjLt, ,,:LLLLLLfLGLj:.,tLGDLffffffG;: ,tffLfji;. ,ifLffffffj. --You've just gotten the Care Bear Stare!-- view cheat_color Reading file: cheat_color NO ============================ YES +-----------|| Did you cheat? ||-----------+ V ============================ V +----------+ +---------+ +-------+ +------------+ | Did you | NO | Does |<-----| YOU | YES | Did you | | harass? | +--| anyone | | MORON |<-------| do so | +----------+ | | know? |----->| !!! | +-->| willingly? | | v +---------+ YES +-------+ | +------|-----+ | +--------+ | v NO | NO | Damn, | +--------+ | +----------+ +--->| wrong | | Try |--------+ | Yeah, | | | answer | | Again |<------------| right | | +--------+ +--------+ +----------+ | | /\ YES | | +---------------+ | | | CAN YOU BLAME | | +----------->| SOMEONE ELSE? | | +---------------+ | \/ NO | YES ========================== +------------>|| N U K E T I M E || ========================== view cheat_nuke Reading file: cheat_nuke NO ============================ YES +-----------|| Did you cheat? ||-----------+ V ============================ V +----------+ +---------+ +-------+ +------------+ | Did you | NO | Does |<-----| YOU | YES | Did you | | harass? | +--| anyone | | MORON |<-------| do so | +----------+ | | know? |----->| !!! | +-->| willingly? | | v +---------+ YES +-------+ | +------|-----+ | +--------+ | v NO | NO | Damn, | +--------+ | +----------+ +--->| wrong | | Try |--------+ | Yeah, | | | answer | | Again |<------------| right | | +--------+ +--------+ +----------+ | | /\ YES | | +---------------+ | | | CAN YOU BLAME | | +----------->| SOMEONE ELSE? | | +---------------+ | \/ NO | YES ========================== +------------>|| N U K E T I M E || ========================== view cinderella Reading file: cinderella _., :f` F ,pF""b $ s$F 8 :f d$$".H`? :$ d$b .u u, u, `kx$$R d" f $F $$f d$$ ,$$f $$f 8$$F,F ,:' $F `" d$$' ,$$F $$F $$$P%$-' ,$F _ _ __ d$$F __ $Lp ___ ,$$F $$F __ __ $$$F `? d$":$$" /Y$p*"9$: :$$"?$$F d$F"b ; $$ d$"?f.$$F $$F d$F"X$$ d$$R `?UP~ $$F ' $$F d$F d$F $$" $$" dF/ d$F,$$ ,f $$F 8$F d$F $$f d$$$ $$E ' d$F d$$ d$P 8$F $$LuF"/ d$F $$&F" d$F d$$ d$F d$R H $$$F :$$R ' d$$ :$$ $$' ,$R d$E ! d$R d$E $$' $$' $$f d$$ f $$$f d $$ ; d$$f $$f d$$.;$$k_?$$.xf M$$,?$$,q??$$,d$$,d$$bdR$E f ?$$> ,F ?$F $$" ?$f" ?$F"`RF' ?$P' `$F "$F' "$F "$F `"" R$kf $$$L .yF" ?$$$F" ...her night ended at midnight. Yours ends now. view congrats Reading file: congrats ,jf _am, ,_am, ,_g_oam, _am, _g_ag, _am, koewkovg _mm_ ,gF @._-gF @-" jf @ ,gF @ ^ NX #_,gF @ jf qK " 8Y 8Y d j# jF .8Y ,d dY 8Y d jf *b, jK , jK ,N jN jF :K ,Z ,jF jK ,Z" ,jfk, dN. NbpP NbpP dP dFk_o8NbpP"V^dF NbpY"V^"dF "dYo-"*h,W" ,gF',@' :8K j8 "*w*" You're dead. view deathbear Reading file: deathbear .-""-. _ / _ \ _ /|) .'---""-.| /|) /|/ .' `. /|/ /|/ __/_ \ . /|/ /|/ .' `-. .8-. \\-/|/ /|/ J .--. Y .o./ .o8\ |/\ `/_.-. | ( \ 98P 888| /\ / ( ` | | `-._/ | `"|/\ / \|\ F `. . "-'|\ / \/\ J |---' _/\ / \// ` | J /// / / F _\ .'`-._ ./// / /\\.' / `. / .-' `<-'/// / _/\ \\ F.--.\|| `.`/ /.-' )|\ \`. \__.-/)' `.-' ')/\\ / .-' .'/ \ ') `-' ( .'.' '`. .' \'.' ' `. .-' / ' `.__.-'/| J : `._/ | | : | Guess you don't feel lucky, punk. view dilbert.txt Reading file: dilbert.txt ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-. `-. ,-' .----------------------. | | | | | | | TAKE THAT, JERKASS! | | | | | |/ | | | ,';".________.-. | | ;';_' )] | | ; `-| | `. `T- | `----------------------._ \ | | `-; | | |..________..-| /\/ |________..| ,'`./ >,( | \_.-|_/,-/ ii | | `."' `-/ .-"""|| | /`^"-; | ||____| / / `.__/ | || / | || | || view dragon Reading file: dragon /===-_---~~~~~~~~~------____ |===-~___ _,-' -==\\ `//~\\ ~~~~`---.___.-~~ ______-==| | | \\ _-~` __--~~~ ,-/-==\\ | | `\ ,' _-~ /' | \\ / / \ / .' / | \\ /' / \ /' / ____ / | \`\.__/-~~ ~ \ _ _/' / \/' /-'~ ~~~~~---__ | ~-/~ ( ) /' _--~` \_| / _) ; ), __--~~ '~~--_/ _-~/- / \ '-~ \ {\__--_/} / \\_>- )<__\ \ /' (_/ _-~ | |__>--<__| | |0 0 _/) )-~ | |__>--<__| | / /~ ,_/ / /__>---<__/ | o o _// /-~_>---<__-~ / (^(~ /~_>---<__- _-~ ,/| /__>--<__/ _-~ ,//('( |__>--<__| / .----_ ( ( ')) |__>--<__| | /' _---_~\ `-)) )) ( |__>--<__| | /' / ~\`\ ,/,'//( ( \__>--<__\ \ /' // || ,( ( ((, )) ~-__>--<_~-_ ~--____---~' _/'/ /' `~/ )` ) ,/| ~-_~>--<_/-__ __-~ _/ ._-~//( )/ )) ` ~~-'_/_/ /~~~~~~~__--~ ;'( ')/ ,)( ~~~~~~~~~~ ' ') '( (/ ' ' ` view dragon2 Reading file: dragon2 .~))>> .~)>> .~))))>>> .~))>> ___ .~))>>)))>> .-~))>> .~)))))>> .-~))>>)> .~)))>>))))>> .-~)>>)> ) .~))>>))))>> .-~)))))>>)> ( )@@*) //)>)))))) .-~))))>>)> ).@(@@ //))>>))) .-~))>>)))))>>)> (( @.@). //))))) .-~)>>)))))>>)> )) )@@*.@@ ) //)>))) //))))))>>))))>>)> (( ((@@@.@@ |/))))) //)))))>>)))>>)> )) @@*. )@@ ) (\_(\-\b |))>)) //)))>>)))))))>>)> (( @@@(.@(@ . _/`-` ~|b |>))) //)>>)))))))>>)> )* @@@ )@* (@) (@) /\b|))) //))))))>>))))>> (( @. )@( @ . _/ / \b)) //))>>)))))>>>_._ )@@ (@@*)@@. 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'. || || / X \ oOoOo || || | ) ,==||||| || || \ \___/ _|| ||||| || || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || || _.-'` / """"" || || .-' / oOoOo || || `-._ / ,==||||| || || '-/._|| ||||| || || / ^|| ||||| || || / '==HHHHH || || /________""""" || || `\ `\ || || \ `\ / || || \ `\/ || || / || || / || || /_____ || || || '===================================================================' view gaston Reading file: gaston .:::::: . ,;;;; ::::::::: ::: .,;;!!!!!!!!, .::::'''.,,, ',c,` ,;;;<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; ::::'.e$$$$$$$$$"" `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>. `:::'J$$$$$$$" J$$'" `!!.``''!''` <!!!!!!!!!!;;. `::::`$$$$""z="?$$,-%,, `!:<!> :> `' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;. ::::::."",$",r $$$c`$$ `''` !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''- :::::::`$$eee$$$$$$b,"F !!!!!!!''`.,cce$$$, ` `- `:`?$$$$$P"J$ec $ !!!'`.cd$$$$$$$$$$$ ::::' .zc.`$$$" ""., P% .,,;;;;. ;!! ,cec !'.c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, :::: Jc,,`?$$$c$$$$$$F,d$r ;<!!!!!!!!!;!!'z$$$$$.` "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :::: $$$$$c`?$$$$$$$$$??" <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'z$$$$$$$$c `?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, . `'' $$$$$$$b,.`""??"" ; <!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$c "$$$$$$$$$$P,$$$c !> ;< z$$$$$$$$$$$$ z$$F'!> <!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4$$$$$$$$$$$$$ecC$$$$$$$",$$$$" ` <!! $$$$$$$$$$$$Fz$$$ !!!:`!!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$PP"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" <!!! 3$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$F !!!! `!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$ECL,,cd$$$$$$$$$$$$$P"" <!!!!> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ <!!!!L !!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" !!!!!!>`$$$$$$$??$$$$";!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P"" , `!><$$bcecc$$$$";!''!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ?$$$$$$$$PPF"" !!! !;`! `$$$$$$$$$",! ;; `'!>'!!!!!!'!!!!!!; -;; <!!> !!!! `$$$$$$$F,! !!!!>; <!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!;,' <!!> !!!! `$$$$$F;!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;!!''` No one's slick as Gaston! No one's quick as Gaston! And you're dead! view harasser Reading file: harasser _ HARASSER!! _( (~\ _ _ / / ( \> > \ -/~/ / ~\ :; \ _ > /(~\/ || | | /\ ;\ |l _____ |; ( \/ > > \\)\)\)/ ;;; `8o __-~ ~\ d| \ // ///(())(__/~;;\ 88p;. - *_\*;.oP (_._/ / (((__ __ \\ \ `>,% (\ (\./)8 ;:' i )))--`.'-- (( ;,8 \ ,;%%%: ./V^^^V' ;. ;. 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